come, son of jor-el! kneel before zod!

two things.

1.) i feel it's only fair to let everyone know...i have powers. it's taken me twenty-six years to realize my abilities, so today is quite momentous and i'm glad i have this blog as a record. remenber my scathing review of the mraz album and my story of the three year old? well, this morning at church, we had a guest speaker who used that EXACT EXAMPLE to illustrate a point. i was shocked to say the least. now the problem is understanding these newfound powers. did i a) predict what this speaker (whom i've never met) was going to say, or did i b) establish some sort of telepathic link to this guy during the week? there are pros for both options. if it's option a, then i may well be a modern nostradamus. this could definitely help my poker game. if it's option b, then i could potentially influence other people's minds and have them do my bidding. this also could help my poker game.

2.) poor bastard....


(disclaimer: snopes says this guy is not really named peter griffin. and for those who don't watch family guy, i do not expect you to understand why this is so freakin' sweet.)